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Chapter Four

Private Experiences

Rooms held for a single evening. The experience begins long before guests arrive, and continues for some time after they have gone home.

Culinary Crime Scene

Immersive dinner theater. A murder is staged between courses, the score is played live from the corner, and every dish and pour is a clue. Guests are cast on arrival. No one leaves before the case closes.

Seats
Fourteen suspects
Length
One evening, three acts
Setting
An address disclosed at dusk

The Listening Dinner

Five courses, five records, played in full on a system built for the room. Conversation is welcome. Talking over side two is not.

Seats
Twelve seats
Length
Four hours, one side at a time
Setting
Private residences

Collector Tastings

Verticals poured beside pressings of the same age. A 1982 in the glass, a 1982 on the platter. You learn what a year sounds like.

Seats
Sixteen seats
Length
An afternoon into evening
Setting
Cellars and studios

Artist Conversations

A musician, an engineer, a winemaker. No moderator, no slides. Three people who make things talking honestly about how they make them.

Seats
Thirty seats
Length
Ninety minutes, no stage
Setting
Private clubs

Whisky Evenings

Cask strength, low light, and a stack of records chosen for the second hour rather than the first. Water is poured, but sparingly.

Seats
Ten seats
Length
Late, and later
Setting
Hidden rooms

Master Classes

How a mastering engineer hears compression. How a distiller hears a cut point. Craft explained by the hands that practise it.

Seats
Twenty seats
Length
One long morning
Setting
Studios and salons

Record Release Dinners

A record, unheard, played once in a room designed for it, with a menu and a cellar written to its running order.

Seats
By arrangement
Length
An evening built backwards
Setting
Announced to guests only
The Ritual

Five movements, only one of which happens at the table.

  1. I

    The Invitation

    A letter, not a link. It carries the hour and little else.

  2. II

    The Question

    One line from us, weeks before: what have you been listening to lately?

  3. III

    The Room

    Address released the morning of. The system is tuned before you arrive.

  4. IV

    The Evening

    Poured and played in an order that has been argued over for days.

  5. V

    The Afterward

    A printed list of everything heard and everything opened, sent by post.

Dates are not published. Guests are remembered.